Almost Well Done.

Productivity, but make it pointless.

Check things off. Achieve nothing. Rank higher for it. Nothing urgent, nothing important, fully on track.

Do nothing, now

Maybe we'll launch the app soon.

Field footage

Wild Office, episode 1. Tap the speaker for sound.

What it is

The app, explained. Sort of.

The evidence

Today screen, light mode World nonsense leaderboard Archive, light mode

Fuck Karl!

What did you actually do? Exactly.

After hours

Today screen, dark modeCustom nonsense boardArchive, dark mode

Dark mode. Still nothing done.

Non-tasksDaily goals like "Exist professionally." Completion rate: suspiciously high.
The LeaderboardThe world's most accomplished non-achievers. Ranked with complete seriousness.
Custom nonsenseInvent a daily non-task. Hand it to your team. Watch them comply.
Open the app