Productivity, but make it pointless.
Check things off. Achieve nothing. Rank higher for it. Nothing urgent, nothing important, fully on track.
Do nothing, nowMaybe we'll launch the app soon.
Check things off. Achieve nothing. Rank higher for it. Nothing urgent, nothing important, fully on track.
Do nothing, nowMaybe we'll launch the app soon.
Wild Office, episode 1. Tap the speaker for sound.
The app, explained. Sort of.
What did you actually do? Exactly.
Dark mode. Still nothing done.
Nothing. Beautifully. We checked twice.
No. You will be exactly as productive as before, only now ranked.
Start by not starting. Then open the app. Then close it. You are a user.
A task that is already done before you begin. Example: “Exist professionally.” Completion rate: suspiciously high.
Carefully, and with no criteria whatsoever. It is very fair. Ask Karl.
We keep very little. It is also very dull. Nobody has ever asked for it.
Yes. We won't take it personally. We will take it a little personally.
There is a website. It has been on a phone. It enjoyed it.
Maybe soon. We are not rushing. Rushing is a form of doing.
I did nothing for eleven days and got promoted twice. I still don't know what my job is.
I opened it once. I have been ranked ever since. I think about it constantly. Four stars.
Proud to lead the board. 18.5 points of pure nothing. I worked very hard on none of it.
Editor's note: No one cares about Karl.
I was asked to leave a review. This is it.
Testimonials are real in the sense that they exist.